Bush will be advancing his wishy-washy, hard-to-define call for immigration reform while certainly working in some jabs against those dastardly homosexuals responsible for September 11th and almost 2,500 dead American soldiers in Iraq.
Wait, somehow that doesn't sound right? Ah, but of course...this is fulfillment of prophecy; it's not supposed to make any sense.
See you on the other side? Unless, that is, we're already there.